'Road House' Remake On The Way

It's been talked about for a few years now, but a Road House remake is finally on the way.  Side note confession: I never seen the direct-to-video sequel from a few years ago.

This remake is to be directed by Rob Cohen (The Fast and the Furious) from a screenplay by Michael Stokes.

Ah, hell -- I'll see it.

The original starred Patrick Swayze as a tough-as-nails bouncer know as The Cooler.  This type of role for a remake has Jason Statham written all over it.  But I'm not too sure I would want to see that movie.