Oh my God y'all! This is a very special edition of "Hollywood Fun" giving you loads of gossipy tidbits on the wedding of the year! And I am proud to say that I, Rae Ryder, was the only reporter allowed on the grounds.
It all started when I got a call from the beautiful Miss. Aniston.
Jennifer: Oh my God guess what?
Me: You gained some weight?
Jennifer: No…but Brad proposed!
Me: Oh my God, you lucky bitch!
Jennifer: I know! Will you be a bridesmaid?
Me: No.
Jennifer: Please?
Me: Oh all right.
Speed up to last Thursday. I get a call, the wedding is set for Saturday at an undisclosed location. That Bitch Jennifer only gave me 3 days notice? That isn't even enough time for me to pick out shoes. I didn't even have a date lined up. But that's Jennifer for ya, always thinking about herself.
When Saturday rolled around I finally got a call telling me where to go. After hours of making twists and turns trying to ditch those whores from Entertainment Tonight, I made it.
There was a huge tent pitched so the press couldn't get any glimpses of the nuptials. I tried sneaking in a small camera and my handgun, but unfortunately security caught me.
After a few hours of being handcuffed and strip searched (that part was actually pretty fun) they finally got word from Brad that I was not a threat. I had to haul ass back into the big tent because the wedding had already begun.
Jennifer looked fabulous as always, her dress was absolutely stunning. Brad on the other hand has looked better.
Well after the ceremony things started to boom. The reception started and I immediately ran to chat it up with my best friend: Mr. Jack Daniels.
After a few drinks, I was toasted. I was asked to leave about 20 minutes into the party. So I guess I don't really have much to report.
But I was at the wedding of the year! I swear..
The above is pure fiction. It is ment to entertain readers and spoof current gossip columnists.