Larry The Cable Guy To Star In 'Jingle All The Way 2' looks like Larry the Cable Guy will be starring in Jingle all the Way 2 -- which essentially dashes all hopes of Arnold Schwarzenegger returning (as if we wanted to see that, anyway).

Larry the Cable Guy also starred in the direct-to-video sequel Tooth Fairy 2 which originally starred Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Larry -- please stop.  Please.

Jingle all the Way 2 is due direct-to-video sometime late this year or early next year as no release has been given.